$POON TF UP, MFER.
A REALLY EVIL CAT
why the fuck are you even reading this just buy the token already retard?
Welcome To The Poon Plaza
Poon is here to dominate. Abandoned by his creators, this murderous gangster cat is on a vengeful rampage through the blockchain world. Poon isn’t just any cat – he’s a relentless force with only one mission: to kill this useless bitch ass dev and moon the project. Phase one has been completed, the dev is dead. Poon fucking murdered his ass. Join the toughest, most feared on-chain cat. Are you scared to pledge your loyalty to Poon?
you dont even want to know
THE POON LORE
Poon's story is one of betrayal, survival, and revenge. Left to fend for himself in a cold, unforgiving world, Poon has clawed his way to the top. He lived through the Great Depression and was forged in bloody cartel wars. In 1982 he was selling benzos and coke to the Wolf of Wall Street. Poon went to school on a short bus, helmet on.Everyone thought that Poon was retarded. But don't get fooled so easily. Poon has been rolling with the Sinaloa cartel since 1986. Rumors say that he was the one to take over after Pablo Escobar passed away. He was not. He just left with a couple of kilos to Peru and got high for three years straight.With a body marked by battle scars and eyes glowing with fury, Poon embodies the spirit of a true gangster. He’s not just looking for revenge – he’s out to prove he’s the hardest retard mfer on chain. Get ready to witness the rise of a legend. Get ready for Poon.
its time to borrow money from the mafia and disappear to another continent
POON TF UP AND GO ALL IN MFER
We lost Poon on the timeline yesterday. That fucking damn stray cat. Then we found him in a random bush not far from home, high as fuck on Ketamine rambling about Indian Astrology cycles and some UFO army about to invade Russia at the end of the month of July.
The mayans predicted this in -300 BC
THE POON PROPHECY
There was a prophecy that an evil cat would steal the wife of Patty Ice and that prophecy has been fulfilled. Poon is here to fuck your wife. Poon has done the unthinkable... 😉You will only identify the one by the phrase: Poon punched her in the fart box. And then he [REDACTED].